Pick Up Lines For Women

So, firstly, it needs to be said that men aren’t so complex that you need an artfully crafted line taken from a book of puns to talk to him or show him interest. Also, you want him to talk to you, not scare him away. So, the real “good pick up lines for girls”, or for any young lovely millennial woman approaching a dashing young millennial male, are actual decent ice breakers that start a conversation. We want something that shows interest without using sexual harassment as a punch line. Most men I know say that they’re pretty easy. If a woman is “cute and confident” she can say “practically anything” and get him interested. But, we’ll still include a few witty lines for the woman that’s feeling a little forward. And for fun, we’ll share a few disturbing nasty pick up lines for women found from the darkest corners of the web. Enjoy.

 

Ice Breakers

These are the non-intimidating things that you can say when approaching the intended target. It is crucial to use your surroundings. Sure, many of us hate small talk but the reason it exists is so that we can ease into communication in a way that isn’t jarring. If you’re at a party, ask him how he knows the host. If you’ve never seen them before you might even ask them if they’re new in town. This frivolous question is great because even if the answer is that they’re not new in town at all, that can segue into conversation about growing up in the area or what they like to do for fun. If you’re in a more public area, it can be harder to approach a stranger but still try to use your surroundings. If you’re in a shopping place, you might luck out in being in the same aisle and asking them what they think of “product x” or if they’ve used it. This is common enough between consumers that it’s not strange to ask your aisle mate for a quick testimonial. However, keep in mind this is definitely not recommended for the personal hygiene aisle.

 

If you’re in the outside area, strolling about the town or city, ask them how to get to a place, even if you know exactly where you’re going. Use business cards. I’ve actually seen a guy hand me a business card, after a brief conversation in the check-out line, and I thought, how clever. Now I wasn’t remotely interested anyway because he seemed maybe ten years older than me. However, business cards are a very interesting way of giving out your contact info but tying it into what you do for a living. It feels less creepy. They could have been just being friendly. Or maybe they really do want to play tonsil hockey with you later. Either way, keeping it on a more professional tone allows the opener to be more subtle and not intimidating. Keep in mind, when it comes to pick up lines for girls, subtle ice breakers that lead into your conversation are your primary go-to.

 

“Hi, I’m bad at Pick-Up Lines”

This one can be used as an opener but it is really about delivery. You have to say it with some enthusiasm and a little bit of snark, like you think pick up lines are silly but in a roundabout way, you’re still using one, and you know that. Social experiments have shown that the exact same message, delivered in different tones, can leave people with almost polar opposite impressions. So deliver it confidently, with feigned glee. This lets him know that you’re kind of interested, without being too vulgar or too shocking. And he might find the bluntness cute. It might even lead into a silly opening conversation about bad pickup lines. You never know.

 

“You look like someone famous. Ohm who? I don’t know but I bet they’re Handsome”

So, yes this one might be a bit cheesy with an extra helping of Parmesan. But it’s flattering without being vulgar. It might be slightly intimidating as an opener. Sometimes people don’t know how to react to being told on the spot that they’re physically appealing. They can react anywhere from bashful to flustered; or grateful. As a pick up line for girls, it might be better used in the middle of an already thriving conversation.

 

I like your shirt, what’s the material? It looks like boyfriend material.”

This one is also heavily dependent on delivery. The word “boyfriend” is a buzz-word that can cause more of a stronger emotional response. But on the upside, the right guy won’t mind the word quite so much as long as you don’t sound like you want to build him a shrine. The wrong guy will want to flee because he just wants the putang. But that’s fine. Unless of course you just want the D, in which case, well if you just want that what are you doing here? Getting the D for a woman is easy as we’ve seen from various social experiments. You can literally ask a random stranger for sex and he’s likely to be fine with it. So, back to this line, it too might also be better in the middle of a thriving conversation. It’s a little clever and witty and will cue him in on the fact that you’re really enjoying his general existence. Bonus if you touch his arm (when asking about the material), while saying it.

 

Terrible Dirty Lines that Aren’t Pragmatic, but are Funny

So, if you just came here to hear some glorious sexual puns, we hear you, and we’re not going to leave you hanging. That is unless you like it well-hung. And so it begins you naughty deviants.

• That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too!

• My body has 206 bones. Want to give me another one?

• If I told you I work for UPS, would you let me handle your package?”

• I know why they are calling it a beaver, because I am dying for some wood.

• Are you a rainstorm? Because I’m soaked.

• Did you just ring my doorbell? Well, you can come inside if you want.

• Is it wet in here, or is it just my vagina?

• You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.

 

Good pick up lines for girls do exist. And they can be delicately weaved through conversation, like salt on a good meal. Don’t over-salt your food. And also, we hope you got a chuckle out of those last ones. Those were disturbing. Good luck on your endeavors pretty lady.

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